driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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taylorswift:

avalaviniasgirl:

“We became ­lovers forever, eternally. Big words, I know, but I truly felt that no matter what happened we would always be in love.”

—Ava Gardner

Had I been born in the correct decade, I totally would’ve shipped Ava and Frank.

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard


Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.